The Name of My Next Band

Respected Pajamas

Via Kelsey Timmerman

Clearance Pudding

Oreo Filling Ghosts

Goat Donut

Lethal Genital Shrinkage

Sebaciously Delicious

Riot in Beige

Via Hayley Campbell

Fuck as a Gerund

Via Yanni Kuznia.

Vegan Knifefight

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Obligatory Beagle

The Legion of Substitute Twitterwives

Via Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman

Butthurt Parade

Nabakov Headache

Provisional Sin

Chorizo Howitzer