The Name of My Next Band

Chestnut Soup and Evil

Via Nick Harkaway

Rescue Spoon

Quantum Spin Liquid

Pope Tweets

Subtextual Monkeys

Via Greg Van Eekhout

Trouser Dalek

Sentient Nipples

Burp Sponge

Via Greg van Eekhout

Laundry Czar

via Joe Martinez

Up Goer Five

via XKCD

Condemned Milk

Tempura Fugitive

Via Nick Harkaway

Objectivist Rapture

Via Bob (Whatever commenter)

Epistemic Cloture

Vermin Tornadoes