The Name of My Next Band

Weird Sexy Man Hug

via Joseph Scrimshaw

The Belgian Aftermath

Marzipan Cat

Via Chuck Wendig

Deplorable Limerick

Rasputatious

Many Bothans

Cold Kitten Salad

Via Paul Bort

Gnomic Squee

Sandwich Zombies

Via Salomé Jones

Bear Avoider

Pilosan Caffeination

Majestic Shitball

Via the Scalzi Women

Pity Maurice

Breeding Rainbow

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